~Introduction~

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Actually, I don't really think candy corn needs any introduction here, right? I mean...
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It's delicious... It's colorful... We ALL love it. So there.
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But besides that, you might be saying to yourself some times, "As much as I love the candy corn, where does such a heavenly thing come from?"
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Well that, my friends, is something that's better left to the birds.
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Seriously.
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Once upon a time, it was thought that candy corn did indeed come from the Candy Corn Plant, or the Justica Rizzini. But upon better research results it was found that the Justica Rizzini tasted like a cat box & was deceptively making itself out to look like candy corn in order to broaden the reach of its species.
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On one paw, such deception ticks a feline off, on the other, ya can't blame a plant for coming up with such a freakin' fantastic idea. So we decided to let it live. But I wasn't kidding about the cat box. Stay away from it.
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We of educated walnut-sized minds now know that our beloved sweet treats come from the Candy Corn BIRD. Yes, NOT a plant, but an animal. DUH!!!
The Candy Corn Bird is known for its brightly candy corn-colored plumage and mostly for its delicious poops.
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Oh come on, some people eat bee vomit and call it honey instead of, you know, bee vomit, so what's a little bird poop that's called candy [corn]? A-hem!
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So, the candy industry, knowing that most human kind of folks aren't too eager to eat turds (no matter how pretty and tasty they may be), they took it upon themselves to create an artificially made candy corn, packaged it up and made a Nutrition Facts label for it.
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It's a bunch of crap, trust me. Nutritionally, nothing can be better than candy corn. It came from nature, and if nature doesn't know what's best for you, I don't know who does.
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SO! Now it's time for all candy corn lovers and the candy corn curious to sit back on your haunches, tuck your tail around your balloon knot of a bottom and read my blog on the manna of life.
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** Note: all views of Black and White Kitty (aka Candy Corn Cat, aka CCC) are strictly personal; based on no facts, empirical data, study groups, scientific research or reality whatsoever. All statements are to be taken LIGHTLY... you know, it's a JOKE ya'll. Also, copyrights are a damn shame, so in saying that, please know that some images seen here might have been snatch with a sneaky claw from other sites that don't want you (or CCC) to make any Benjie's offa it. So if you so reckon to re-snatch any images from this site, be forewarned!